Y'know when the repeating prophecy was described in other Zelda games I kinda figured it was like a once-a-generation thing or even once-a-century but man Breath of the Wild happened and the people of Hyrule got like, what, 3 years maybe of not having to deal with evil bullshit before all this shit happened again. I would just fucking leave
if it sucks hit da bricks
To be fair, I think this could be entirely because technically the last time it happened was a century ago, it took Zelda and Link 100 years to fix. So essentially they’re behind on the prophecy and it is just going on like normal
Dehydrated Ganondorf impatiently waiting in line at checkout while Calamity Canon fumbles with its wallet
@staff this is truly a basis for me to never open tumblr desktop again so if that was you guy’s aim congrats, you nailed it!!!! Now if you wanted to keep “what makes Tumblr unique” you have never failed better
(After surveying suggestions from my last post it’s unanimous that their ship name will be “Minurah” ~!
I will be tagging their ship content with that from now on~ I hope others that are also aboard this ship will use it too so we can share things better!!)
this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people’s dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we’ve all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn’t gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
actually, im glad this post got notes
everybody in the notes going “but THIS TIME it’s an objectively terrible choice/a bigger deal/a cash grab!!”: first time in the clown car huh